Random Observations from the Grand Lake Bum

February 23, 2026

The Grove Chamber is to be congratulated on another incredibly successful Grove Home, Garden & Travel Show – and the Grove Convention & Tourism Bureau is to be equally congratulated on the successful back-to-back events that marked the Grand Opening of the awesome new Wolf Creek Expo Center in Grove. It's a Grand Lake game changer, for sure!

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The Winter Olympics are over, and the USA won the most Golf Medals the country has ever won in the winter games. Canada may have the edge in leadership, trade, health care, education, and happy citizens, but by golly, the best hockey teams are stamped "USA!"

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Sometimes it's better to ignore a mistake and move on, rather than try to apologize and correct yourself. When Olympian Mikaela Shiffrin dropped an F-bomb during a live "Today Show" segment, she tried to quickly correct it: "Sh*t," she said, "I'm so sorry."

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How does this sound for the name of an NFL team: the Hammond Bears? The state of Indiana is nearing final agreement with ownership of the Chicago Bears to build their new zillion dollar stadium in Hammond, Indiana instead of Chicago, Illinois. The stadium would actually be built in the Wolf Lake area in Hammond. It doesn't exactly have the same ring to it as "Chicago Bears," but I think "Wolf Lake Bears" sounds like a tougher team than the "Hammond Bears." Who knows? Probably nothing will change. After all, we still have the New York Giants and New York Jets, even though they're not in New York at all. They both play their home games in East Rutherford, New Jersey.

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Now that the U.S. Supreme Court has outlawed the President's tariffs, Costco, Prada, BYD, and Goodyear have already filed lawsuits demanding tariff refunds, but what do you and I do about getting back the $175 billion dollars back that we overpaid for everything?

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Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, the British former royalist formerly known as Prince Andrew, was arrested last week on suspicion of misconduct in public office related to his links to Jeffrey Epstein. He had already been stripped of his right to be called a prince and was kicked out of his house by his brother, the King. I'm not certain about the rumors that he's planning to move to the U.S. where pedophiles aren't treated so badly, but I did run across a little history. The last time a senior British Royal was arrested was almost 400 years ago during the reign of King Charles I. He was arrested, tried, convicted and beheaded in 1649. In the current reign of King Charles III, the penalty probably won't be quite as drastic.

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Who says candidates can't personally benefit from political campaign contributions? Remember the "My Pillow" guy? Mike Lindell has raised about $356,000 in his campaign for Governor in Minnesota…but he has spent $187,000 of his campaign war chest buying copies of a book. His book. A self-published memoir. He'll probably spend the rest of his campaign money buying pillows to cushion his political fall.

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Among the critically important issues being considered by the legislature this year is an important proposal to require strippers to get licenses from the ABLE Commission (which normally regulates alcohol sales, not naked body parts) – AND to require them to show proof of U.S. Citizenship. I had no idea we were so endangered by an influx of unlicensed, undocumented strippers looking to earn a buck (one folded American bill at a time).

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Does anyone know how much 50 grams is? A Swedish study shows people who eat 50 grams of cheese daily have a lower risk of developing dementia, but I don't know when to stop. If I ever knew how much 50 grams is…I forgot. If the study is accurate, I guess I'll just keep eating until I remember.

Grand Lake Bum Shout-Outs

Happy birthday wishes go out this week to Grand Lakers Jerry Captain, David Hansen, "Ugly John" Mullen, Jordyn Levings, Leta Carson, Chris Ferguson, Cherrie Trevathan, Pete Regan, Bob Rush, Glenna Whitehead, Dillon Kehrwald, Debbie Totty, Don't White, Shawn Klahr, Taylor Brandwein, David Brauckmann, Mary Lou Manley, Diane McPeteres, Dee Snyder, Curtis Kahle, Pat Simpson, and Kristin Zumwalt Woolery.

Best Grand Lake Events This Week

Thursday is a Grove Chamber Business After Hours at Tulsa Diamond House/ThirdART Collective in Grove (5:00-6:30 p.m.). There's great live theater in Miami Thursday- Sunday – Miami Little Theater presents "Barefoot in the Park" at the Coleman Theatre (7:00 p.m.). Saturday is a great Indoor Market at White Buffalo Lodge (9:00 a.m.-2:00 p.m.). Saturday night is the return of the Sh*t Show (formerly Old Coots No Talent/Talent Show) at Big Shots (7:30 p.m.).

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Randy Krehbiel's Random Factoid of the Week

George Gershwin's first published song was "When You Want 'Em, You Can't Get 'Em, When You've Got 'Em, You Don't Want 'Em." He was 17 years old and earned 50 cents for it.

Fun Fact of the Week

ESPN has ranked the "Best 100 College Quarterbacks" of the 2000's. Six OU quarterbacks are on the list: Landry Jones (46), Jason White (39), Jalen Hurts (29), Sam Bradford (16), Kyler Murray (7) and…Baker Mayfield the No. 1 college football quarterback.

Odd Fact of the Week

Mikaela Shiffrin is both the youngest (18 in 2014) and oldest (30 in 2026) U.S. woman to win Alpine Winter Olympics Gold.

Best Facebook Post of the Week

Oh sure, when mermaids lay around in the water they're "majestic." But when I do it, I'm "drunk" and "no longer welcome at the aquarium."

Word Fun This Week

What do you call those things you blow on your birthday and make a wish? Breathalyzer?

Best Sign Seen This Week

Start drinking now! Get your bad decisions out of the way early.

Best Bluesky Post of the Week

New Rule: If it's safe to mail tax refunds, social security checks, stimulus checks, draft registrations, prescription drugs, passports, and driver's licenses, then it's safe to vote by mail.

Pun of the Week

On a recent jungle trip, a friend of mine saw a lizard on his hind legs telling jokes. He told a local tribesman, "That lizard is really funny." The tribesman replied, "That's not a lizard. That's a stand-up chameleon."

Unanswered Question of the Week

If methadone is free to addicts because they have a disease, why is chemo not free for cancer patients?

Observation of the Week

If you fill a pinata with ketchup, you will never have to host a children's birthday party ever again.

"So I'm allowed to destroy the country, but I can't charge them a little fee. How ridiculous is that?"

— Donald J. Trump

Feel-Old Moments of the Week

We lost two great ones last week. Civil Rights icon Reverend Jesse Jackson passed away at the age 84 and iconic actor Robert Duvall died at 95. Retired NBA Champion and current sports analyst Charles Barkley and NBA superstar and potential GOAT Michael Jordan both turned 63.

Best Weekend Live Entertainment

On Monkey Island: The Monkey Bar features Thursday night live entertainment from Erin Fitzgibbon at The Monkey Bar and more Karaoke with Sundown Entertainment Friday night and Jukebox Match Saturday night. Lil' Red & Sidepiece will entertain at South 125 Bar & Grill Saturday night.

On South Grand Lake: Lil' Red & Sidepiece are at Juan Montez Friday night. Jacob Dement will be on Stage Friday night at Mooney's Sunset Bar & Grill in Disney followed by Dillon Leggett Saturday night.

In Grove: Soul Shaker entertains Friday night at Cherokee Casino Grove's 1897 Bar followed by Travis Kidd Saturday night. Western Justice takes the stage Friday night at Grand Lake Casino's Venue 655 and Bobby DeGonia takes over Saturday night.

Adam McCabe kicks off the weekend early with a Thursday night performance at Indigo Sky Casino. The BakBeatz take over Friday night, and Uncrowned Kings wrap up the weekend music Saturday. Left of Center starts the music Thursday night at Downstream Casino's Legends Sports Bar, followed by Outlaws Reloaded Friday and Mayday by Midnight Saturday night. The Fabulous 2-Man Band will be on stage Saturday night at Buffalo Run Casino's Backwoods Bar; and Riverbend Casino's Club 60 West will feature Jeff Tatum & the Palomino Moon Band Saturday night.

Dining & Drinking Update

Watch for Los Garcias, a new Mexican Restaurant opening soon in the Ketchum Eats Food Park. Doc's Bar & Grill reopens for the season at Shangri-La March 10. BOOM at The Regatta reopens for the season March 12.

Bum Must-See TV

The Voice is finally back with their "Battle of the Champions" kicking off Monday night at 8:00 with special additional shows Wednesday & Thursday nights at 7:00 on NBC. Matlock returns for a new season Thursday night at 8:00 on CBS. Sheriff Country returns to CBS Friday night at 7:00, followed by the season premiere of Fire Country at 8:00 and Boston Blue at 9:00.

Bum Must-See Movies

The Revenant, Scream 7, and Baz Luhrmann's EPIC: Elvis Presley in Concert all debut in movie theaters this week.

Save the Date

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In the world of sports, the OKC Thunder are back at work. After hosting Denver Friday night at 8:30, they hit the road for games in Dallas (Sunday at 7:00), Chicago (Tuesday at 7:00) and New York (Wednesday at 6:00).

There's some good college basketball on television this week. Kansas is at Arizona Saturday at 3:00 followed by OU at LSU at 5:00, and TCU at Kansas State at 5:30. Iowa State is at Arizona Monday at 8:00, and OU hosts Missouri Tuesday at 6:00 followed by Kansas at Arizona State at 8:00.

There are some excellent women's games on the tube this week, too. Tennessee is at LSU Thursday at 5:00 followed by Arkansas at TCU at 6:00 and Georgia at Texas at 9:00. OSU hosts Kansas Saturday at 5:00, and OU is at Missouri Sunday at 3:00.

PGA players are in Florida this week. Coverage of The Cognizant Classic in The Palm Beaches is on the Golf Channel beginning at 1:00 Thursday & Friday and noon Saturday & Sunday. NBC picks up coverage of the final two rounds Saturday & Sunday at 2:00.

NASCAR fans are in Austin this week for some racing that turns in more than one direction. Coverage of the DuraMax Grand Prix begins Sunday afternoon at 2:30 on Fox.

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It looks like we'll wrap up the month of February with fabulous weather. Weekend high temperatures Friday & Saturday will be pushing 70 degrees with lows in the mid-40s until the bottom drops out again Saturday night. Sunday highs will only make it to the mid 50s. Be sure to get out and celebrate the end of our coldest month this weekend. But remember, wherever you party, be sure to buy a drink for the guy next to you. It could be me!

GRAND LAKE BUM